Ok, so we know I am not a prude and have no problem with the word “ass.” Just figured this was more family friendly in the Twitter feed I figured you would get the point. They can both kiss my ass, my thumb, my big toe, the curb – whatever.
It all started out really cute. On the ride home from picking the kids up from school, a great game of 20 Questions breaks out. It is funny to say the least. The littler ones haven’t quite grasped the strategy of asking eliminating questions and narrowing the possibilities. And the older ones are enjoying very much choosing topics that are abstract at best, unguessable at worse.
A small pattern has begun to take shape. Emily will always choose an animal. You will do better with Savannah if your first question is, “Does it have to do with Quantum Leap?” With Madison, it is the same except the qualifier is Anime. Morgan is the easiest. Just ask three or four questions, she will declare victory and tell you the answer.
Once home, the dear husband joins in the fun. And isn’t that nice? So cute to watch the whole family interacting. No TV, no electronics, no internet. Just us and our conversation. So nice.
It is my turn to pick. The kids have gotten better and, with the parental influence, the questions are more focused. I make my choice and the questions begin. Typical plant, animal, mineral type stuff. Then this…
Emily: Is it alive?
Me: It is not alive.
My dear husband: Do we have one?
Me: We do have one.
Savannah: Is it made of plastic?
Me: Parts of it is made with plastic.
Savannah: Do you use it everyday?
Me: I do not use it everyday.
My dear husband: Is it a vacuum?
No, ass, it is Elmo. I am going to watch my DVR’d American Idol episodes…